Oh nothing like drinking an ice cold drink out of your nasty dirty sneaker, yum!
Mmmm who wants some Pizza? Just think yesterday we were shoveling cow manure with that shovel, yum added flavor today!
Yum, just think of all the nastiness you can cook up here. Hillbilly meets hobo cooking!
The submitter called the roof a tarp but it looks like a billboard to me. If I had to guess I think its Dr. Pepper and Taco Bell…yum!