Reasons not to steal this truck:
1. My father’s a cop, 2. My mom’s a body builder, 3. I’m very close with the ninja turtles, 4. You’re on camera, 5. There’s a german shepherd with rabies on the front seat.
“A glass panel fell off the tank after not being put back on right, it’s tempered glass so it shattered. A new one would take a week to be shipped, in the mean time there were several turtles still in the tank. This was my bosses temporary solution! It’s not quite a “Duct Tape Fix” but it got the job done!”