As long as you put mom’s table back she’ll never know you took it to go boating. Right???
Wishing even our Moms to Be a Happy Mother’s Day (trailer park ones included)
Way to go mom, let tape off the brake light on the mini van so that it’s even safer.
Reasons not to steal this truck:
1. My father’s a cop, 2. My mom’s a body builder, 3. I’m very close with the ninja turtles, 4. You’re on camera, 5. There’s a german shepherd with rabies on the front seat.