Mom
Reasons not to steal this truck!
Reasons not to steal this truck:
1. My father’s a cop, 2. My mom’s a body builder, 3. I’m very close with the ninja turtles, 4. You’re on camera, 5. There’s a german shepherd with rabies on the front seat.
High End White Trash
“So this is my moms very nice expensive BMW convertible with black duct tape holding the bumper on, sitting in the garage of her $350,000 home. She was at Wal-mart (MUHAHAHA) when it decided to fall off. It has been this way for months. You can take the girl out the trailer park but you cant take the trailer park out the girl!!! Love you Mom!”
