Sometimes the best solution to your white trash repair is to screw it.
“Count the repairs: 1. Headlight held on with white tape 2. Mirror held on with white tape 3. Boat tied to the roof with ratchet straps”
“Bubba done knocked off his side-view mirror when he went to the discount tobacco store drive-thru window, so he had to improvise.”
Normally we just see the mirror taped on but I have to say I love this. I guess if you can’t find a mirror for your classic car this is always an option.