Let me guess on your kitchen floor you used asphalt shingles?
“Cleaning the kitchen floor and ran out of the swiffer liquid stuff. Store didn’t have any, so i cut a hole on the topside, dumped in some 409 and some water, and it worked great!”
The submitter wrote: “When the wife calls you home from work because the sink leaked all over the kitchen floor, you don’t have the time or the money to stop at the hardware store. You take whatever is at hand and put it back together, to get her off your back. I bet that hot sauce bottle lasts longer than the chromed steel pipe. Gonna have a problem with that trap though”