hillbilly
Hot Dog? Nope Cool Dog!
The Submitter wrote: “110 degree temps too much for Spot? No problem. Get a dog house and rig up a window a/c. Make sure you get a big enough house so when your wife kicks you out of the house for being white trash you can fit into it.”
Only The Best For Fido
So Fido needs a dog door no problem you can fix that. All you need to do is cut out a hole in the door, cut a floor mat to cover that hole and then attach it with a scrap piece of metal!
White Trash Security System
Oh yeah this Bubba is totally safe. Lets see we have the club steering wheel lock and if that wasn’t enough you added a thick chain and pad lock to it. I hope your insurance gave you a discount.
The Mother Of Swiss Army Knives!
Holy Sh*T that has to be the mother of Swiss Army knives. I mean look at it, it has a gun and a 5 lights, silverware, keys a bird and I know I’m missing more. Now if it only folded up.
