The new generation in footwear! Hey I bet on a slick floor you could do some killer skating around on them and if your dog pisses on the floor you could stomp it clean!
Student desk on a budget and hey the US Post office gives the boxes away for free!
Gardening today? Hey also good for picking up dog poop!
Hey if you can make a wallet out of duct tape how about a business card holder? Nice Job Ms. Bubba!