God
Gingerbread Westboro Baptist Church
“We built a gingerbread Westboro Baptist Church and filled it with intolerant Teddy Grahams so I can play God and smite that sh*t.”
Who do you trust?
The license plate says “In God We Trust” I think they need one saying “In Duct Tape We Trust”.
Ghetto Thermos
“My friends’ thermos broke on the way to the river, not good. So thank god we had duct tape. Problem solved!”
Happy Friday the 13th
This came in as a home made flu mask. I dunno about you but it has a silence of the lamb / Friday the 13th Jason look to it. Either way I think he is wearing undies on his face, I hope they are new, thank God no skid marks!







