“Duck tape could not fix Bubba’s, or should we say “Randy’s” boots so, whats a Redneck to do, FLIP FLOPS…”
“So I got home in the evening after dinner had already happened and Bubba jr pulled this out. Momma had fixed dinner, reclined on the sofa and nodded off. After eating, Bubba jr and his siblings cleaned up the kitchen and saved me the leftovers but couldn’t get the lid to stay on the food container. The roll of duck tape Bubba sr (me) keeps in the cabinet came in handy for that.”
“My sandals broke at work today. BOTH OF THEM. Cheap asss shoes. Anyway, we were out of duck tape at work so I used packaging tape. So far they are holding together. I’ve even gotten some compliments on them. They kinda look like they have some bling on them if the sunshine hits it just right.”
“had to duck tape my car because i needed to fix it in order to drive it ” So how many cases of tape do you think this took?