Broken throttle on the cart wrangler at the local Walmart. The guys fixed with a plastic hanger, some rope, and a lot of black electrical tape. Ironically it’s safer now than it used to be- they can actually direct the carts more easily now!
“F***ing cheap-ass front tire blew…but WTF… just strap the goddamn welding cart underneath it…YOU’RE GOOD TO GO !!!”
This is when it pays to have a spare tire.