Bolt
Raccoon, clear tape and a ziptie
“my turn signals were drooping, so I wrapped them with black tape, then a few weeks later my tag light was dangling so I clear taped it back up, then my tag was hanging by one bolt so I zip tied it and didn’t have a knife to cut the extra off. today I decided to take my fake raccoon home that I’ve left by a trash can to scare customers, then as I was leaving I thought how funny it looks strapped to the back of my bike, like a deer on a rednecks hood. so I plan to leave him on there for the next week or so..”
Bolted Floor Matts
“You might be a redneck if you bolt floor mats on your back bumper to use as mudflaps… LMAO”
Army Strong
“One of our mechanics had to replace a bolt to hold down the battery bracket, he couldn’t find one long enough so he took some brass air fittings and fixed it!!!!!”
