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Redneck Thanksgiving (3 photos)

You Might Be a Redneck This Thanksgiving If…

… you’ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a ping-pong table.
… Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
… you’ve ever reused a paper plate.
… if you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
… if you’ve ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
… your turkey platter is an old hubcap.
… your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.
… your stuffing’s secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
… your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.
… side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
… you have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.
… the directions to your house include “turn off the paved road.”
… you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
… you have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
… your secret family recipe is illegal.
… you serve Vienna sausage as an appetizer.

Wishing everyone a Great Thanksgiving tomorrow!

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2 Comments to Redneck Thanksgiving (3 photos)

  1. Up here in Canada, if it’s cold in October (when real Thanksgiving is…) we store drinks on our porches/verandas/decks.
    We do this also during the Christmas Holidays – it saves room in the fridge for more important things, like Pumpkin Pie etc.

  2. AllanVS on November 23rd, 2011
  3. The second picture is genius. It’s a a re-enactment of the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special. In the special, Charlie Brown’s friends invite themselves over for Thanksgiving dinner, but Charlie Brown can’t cook anything but toast and popcorn, so all the kids sit outside at a ping pong table and eat toast, popcorn, pretzel sticks, and jelly beans.


  4. Spoke on November 27th, 2011

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