How to avoid the family
If you really want to avoid the family at thanksgiving you could do like this guy and make a strange hat. Wearing this at the table will get you all of the elbow room you need because NO ONE will want to sit near you. Bonus I’m pretty sure the aliens can’t read your mind either.





looks like he’s trying to contact the aliens
BRILLIANT!
BRILLIANT!!!
Can you get the SyFy channel with that?
Uncle Benny !!!