Going to Market

Lets see how many jokes can we come up with this one….  Redneck Convertible, Airing out Granny…

Tags: Going To Market, Granny, Jokes, Redneck

11 Comments to Going to Market

1. 

   Until we can get you a new bottle of GAS-X, ma, you’re riding in the back.
girlwatcher on February 15th, 2013
2. 

   I’ll take one bottle of extra strength douche please.
girlwatcher on February 15th, 2013
3. 

   I’m here for the auction. Where do I park this old cow?
girlwatcher on February 15th, 2013
4. 

   Are we there yet, paw? Are we there yet? I gotta pee. Buy me some chaw, paw.
girlwatcher on February 15th, 2013
5. 

   You’re driving too fast, you’re going to get us killed. What’s that awful smell? Can we stop at Young at Hart next? Where are my glasses? I can’t see the stop sign.
Roy on February 15th, 2013
6. 

   We always have sex on Valentines Day. I need some marital aids. A teddy for her, and a bottle of Jack Black for me.
Cybr on February 16th, 2013
7. 

   Get dad a bottle of Kessler and Ma a bottle of Old Crow and a case of Dixie beer
joe on February 16th, 2013
8. 

   give me a burger with fires and hay for my cow
john on February 16th, 2013
9. 

   Jes’ gittin’ some snacks fer our weekly trip to th’ dump. It’s th’ best second-hand store in town!
Succubus' sister-in-law on February 18th, 2013
10. 

    you see with todays economy even the Clampetts have less to haul around.
tototally on February 19th, 2013
11. 

    Grandma got run over by a John Deere, riding home from our house Christmas Eve….
Nonono on February 19th, 2013

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