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Crotch Rocket


OK putting a chunky chick on the back of your bike will not make it a crotch rocket and you can not claim that she is a rear airbag.  This may not be a white trash repair but its in need of one!

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14 Comments to Crotch Rocket

  1. Totally photoshopped. The sparks would be flying the other way because of the rotation of the tire.

  2. hillbilly anarchist on March 2nd, 2011
  3. All I have to say is “HOLY CRAP”.

  4. nivek on March 2nd, 2011
  5. Rubber tire rubbing against the underside of a motorcycle wouldn’t throw sparks.

    It is an ok photoshop job, but I could make sparks fly out of her rolls, if that’s what you wanted.

  6. Toast on March 2nd, 2011
  7. How the F#$% is he keeping the front wheel on the ground????
    I keep telling my mom to wear a hekmet bitch jus don’t listen

  8. LJ on March 2nd, 2011
  9. Funny, but I’m calling Photoshop on that one…

  10. Saywhut on March 2nd, 2011
  11. Of course it is photo shopped. Rubber tires dont throw off sparks. But lemme tell ya what, I have a honda cbr, and it has a weight rating of 350 lbs. I feel a little squirrely with a 100 lb girl on the back. Having a 350 lb girl back there would be literally dangerous!!

  12. Vince on March 2nd, 2011
  13. shes not a chunky girl looks like she ate a few chunky girls though shes a straight up big ole sumbitch

  14. gary on March 2nd, 2011
  15. LOL@ Gary

  16. Reaper on March 3rd, 2011
  17. Could the sparks be from the massive turbo boost needed to propel a wilderbeast on a streetbike? (Yes, I know it is actually photoshopped, you can tel by the end of the sparks, too neat)

    I am amazed this guy is handling the bike one handed on the highway with a someone that huge on the back. Just an itch in one of her ass cheeks could throw the balance off and send them sliding.

    P.S. – Gary – Hilarious comment.

  18. Jason on March 3rd, 2011
  19. I can hear the back of that bike screaming

  20. Fat Yung Ho on March 3rd, 2011
  21. Totally Photoshopped… That much weight on a crotch rocket would flatten the fucking thing

  22. Durfler on March 4th, 2011
  23. Ya know, I’m a big gal and I sure as hell know better than to hop my wide behind on the back of crotch rocket like that. Now I’ve been known to settle my ass into a Harley Softail or Fat Boy as long as the seat ratio is close to even. If it looks like me and the bike should be taking turns… then I sure as hell better not be riding it! What was she thinking?

  24. Cindy on March 13th, 2011
  25. awwww that poor bike someone call motorcycle protective services thats clearly bike abuse!!

  26. savanna on June 30th, 2011
  27. Um my bf has a 900 and I ride it all the time with no problems I don’t care what ppl say or think its fun as shit and I enjoy it a lot us big girls need fun to not just them skinny bitches

  28. pist on May 31st, 2012

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