Redneck Repairs
Tampon & Duct Tape Bandage
Well on the bright side it does absorb blood but dude its a freakin’ tampon duct tape to your arm!!!!
Flowerless
Think she will notice that instead of a real flower there is only a post it note saying “Flower”? Just give her a few drinks first and I’m sure you will be fine. Happy Mothers day!
Mom in School
Dad would have had a bumper sticker too but they booted him out of the 3rd grade for not shaving.
