Didn’t get what you want for Christmas? I think I know why….
When Santa has to much egg nog…
Everyone knows Santa’s famous 9 reindeer; Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph. Meet the 10th his name is humper.
Bubba Claus is Santa’s cousin twice removed baby daddy who works down at the piggly wiggly grocery store.