Aliens

11.27.

How to avoid the family

If you really want to avoid the family at thanksgiving you could do like this guy and make a strange hat.  Wearing this at the table will get you all of the elbow room you need because NO ONE will want to sit near you.  Bonus I’m pretty sure the aliens can’t read your mind either.

Tags: Aliens, Bonus, Elbow Room, Sit, Thanksgiving

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07.11.

The Moon A National Park!

Have you heard the latest Bill trying to be passes (yes this is true)? Reps. Eddie Bernice Johnson, D-Texas, and Donna Edwards, D-Md., filed a bill this week which would establish a new national park on the surface of the moon. YES THE MOON A US NATIONAL PARK!!!! It gets better…. Written specifically into the bill is language instructing the Secretary of the Interior Department to “provide public access to” the lunar site and also “provide visitor services and administrative facilities.”

WTF?!?!?!?! Share this so that it gets passed because I want to start hunting one of those green Aliens!

Tags: Administrative Facilities, Aliens, Donna Edwards, Eddie Bernice Johnson, Hunting, Interior Department, Public Access, Surface Of The Moon

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