Because its always 5′o clock somewhere.
“Here we have a lot going on, we have the duct tape front fender that is primer black, what appears to be eyelashes that have been shaved off above the lights.. Oh and the cowboy getting off his horse with pack horse in tow and a colt revolver strapped around his back.
Only in America!”
“Embarrassed to say it’s my fathers repair. He hit a kangaroo while driving early morning in the Australian bush. All white trash should have silver cars if they care about color coordinating their repairs”
Hats are great, cardboard hats are better!