What kind of Drugs would you like for Christmas… said no Santa ever!
OK who made Baby Jesus a pig in the blanket? Really bacon too, I mean Jesus was Jewish and last time I checked bacon isn’t exactly Kosher. However I do dig the little foil hats and sauerkraut hay.
When Santa has to much egg nog…
Everyone knows Santa’s famous 9 reindeer; Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph. Meet the 10th his name is humper.